she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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