A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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