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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
why do cheetos always look like penises
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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