I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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