Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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