we have officially lost it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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