Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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