Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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