you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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