It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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