I think im going to throw up on grandma
Its about making memories worth repressing
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
