If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize