you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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