You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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