I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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