just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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