I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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