Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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