Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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