Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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