oh god the rape fog is back!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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