So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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