She said her name was "party"
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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