I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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