i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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