I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
