This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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