It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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