how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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