remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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