You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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