if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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