I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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