Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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