if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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