i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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