i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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