R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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