So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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