do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
