I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
