Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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