OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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