i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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