I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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