then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Someone came in the potted fern
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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