Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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