I'm really into asian looking animals
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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