I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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