i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
