my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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