if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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