white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
