So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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