Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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