that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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